My son, the mouthy one:

To a lady in the grocery store (her butt got a little too close to our cart for Bub's comfort): "Hey you! Get your butt off my cart!"

To me: "Mom, could you just get out of my way?!" "Mom, could you just stop talking?!" "Mom, could you just listen?!" "Mom, just go over there and leave me alone."

To Ryan: "Dad! Get out of the way!" "Goodnight, Dad. I love you. NOW, I don't want to hear that (points finger to PS3) when I go to bed." "DAD! MOVE!"

To Bamma Heidi: "Just stop it, Heidi."

And the latest victim...Donna, the speech therapist: "Just shut your mouth, Donna."

Will the bar of soap become his Best Friend?

(April 3, 2008)